Snails in a Ramekin with Ham

I will not go into the last time I decided to eat snails that I had gathered from the wild instead of from a can (in a typically mad twist, Richard Olney gave me an old plastic toilet to store and clean them in), but do read about the hilarious wild snail experience of Clémentine in Clémentine in the Kitchen by Samuel Chamberlain, now republished by the