Aubergine and smoked tofu

‘What?’ I bear you cry. ‘Clarissa and tofu?’ But you must remember that I am an omnivore, and it is from that perspective that I object to vegetarians - they are missing so much of the picture. One told me the other day that he would have no objection to eating a deer that had been run down by men with spears; my feeling is both men and deer would prefer the progression to a rifle. The only bit we agreed on was that it should be eaten! But I do love tofu, as my real comfort food is Chinese