Sweet Cheese Twists

There’s a cluster of bakeries in the Greenpoint neighborhood of Brooklyn that produce perfect classic Polish baked goods. Uncannily perfect, that is, except for one thing: size. These bakeries sell just about every traditional cake, bread, and pastry, but the proportions are inflated to a decidedly American scale. In fact, these pastries look as though they went through the space-time continuum, landed in New York, were dipped into the same radioactive puddle as the Ninja Turtles, and quadr