Bishop’s Chicken Curry

What do you cook for a Bishop? I was sitting in my luxurious Indonesian suite at the Cable Beach Club in Broome, gazing at the coconut trees, pondering a meal for the Bishop of Western Australia. And I thought, since they go round preaching hell and damnation to the godless, something to set fire to his palate would be appropriate. But the quality of mercy should not be strained, so to tone down this fiery concoction I plucked some coconuts from a tree and strained in the juice to mellow th