My Favourite Meal

• ¼ loaf French bread sliced lengthways
• 6 raw onion rings
• 2 anchovy fillets
• thi

Tomato ketchup has no function in the kitchen except as an ingredient in 'my favourite meal' - sorry Heinz.

Arrange the cheese, onions and anchovies on the bread and put under a hot grill until the cheese melts and the edges of the bread burns.

Dose liberally with tomato ketchup and munch away, smiling deprecatingly and saying 'well, cooking all day like I do, I don't fee