Dead Posh Lobster Salad

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. (Lord Byron)

Trying to impress your lady, chaps? Not sure if I agree with Byron, being a cockles and Guinness girl myself, but I’m guessing few women would fail to be impressed by their fella preparing a champagne and lobster supper for them. Like most seafood, lobster has a reputation as an aphrodisiac: any noticeable ‘effects’ are probably p