Barbecue Bloopers

1- My wood isn’t dry enough—it’s a free Turkish bath for cow, calf and consort.

2- I get clever with the rotisserie—a fight breaks out.

3- I revive the barbecue with methylated spirits…is something burning?

4- My coals are too hot, or is it the ‘raw-burnt’ diet?

5- I prepare a barbecue in midsummer in a high wind, and replant a forest the following year…