I’d Miss Pizza

As the great Isa Chandra Moskowitz says, “Cake is a luxury. Pizza is a right.” Don’t think that going vegan means your days of stealing the last slice, folding it in half to keep the toppings from slipping off, and shoving it in your mouth are gone. You will still get to lick the marinara sauce off your fingers and eat the doughy crusts your crazy friend would just as soon throw away. These are your rights as a human! Take advantage of them!