Dear Joel

I’m sorry you felt it was inappropriate when we posted your mostly naked, spread-eagle, Ray-Ban-wearing Facebook profile picture on the office desktop. And I’m sorry you lost your eyebrows for two months, but we appreciated you lighting the pilot for us. I’m also sorry you thought it was best to get a facial peel the day before Thanksgiving, our busiest catering day of the year. You’ve made us smile continuously since the day we opened, and Huckleberry would be nothing without you. I love you.