Cretan Eggs with Wild Weeds

There’s a joke about a salad farmer who is having a tea in the village café. A neighbour comes in and says: ‘There’s a goat in your field.’ The farmer says: ‘Don’t worry, he won’t eat much’. Shortly afterward, the neighbour returns and says: ‘There’s a cow in your field.’ The farmer keeps sipping his tea and says: ‘Don’t worry about it.’ Then the neighbour returns and says: ‘There’s a man from Crete in your field.’ The farmer leaps up and rushes back to save his field before everything g