Ploughman’s: smoked leg ham, cheddar ± chutney

One of my favourite jokes from the legendary British comedian Tommy Cooper was Two cannibals were eating a clown and one said to the other, ‘Does this taste funny to you?’ Quality! Another one that tickled me was, ‘I ate a ploughman’s lunch today (pause)…he was livid’. Not quite as funny written down, but YouTube him – he was hilarious. Anyway…