Aunt Rosie Deaton’s All-American Slum-Gullion*

Cook some elbow macaroni – plenty. Brown minced onion (the stronger, the better), hamburger and/or bacon in a skillet. Add 1 can tomatoes, salt, pepper and all the macaroni you got. Simmer till you can’t stand it any more, then take it off the fire and dive in. This is especially good when you’re in a hurry-up day, like when there’s a funer