The Witch Doctor

This is a weird one, but for the record, it totally works. It’s also been on the menu for more than sixty years at North Carolina’s very own regional chain What-A-Burger (not to be confused with the Texas Whataburger; the two chains legally coexist). Sixty years on a menu is legendary, and the Witch Doctor’s longevity can be attributed to its large, multigenerational fanbase. A North Carolina native once told me “It tastes like home.”

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