Crab, if you’re lucky, omelette

Urgh! Feeling a bit seedy after yesterday’s shenanigans? Well chef, you’d better knock up one of these for yourself before the troops wake up, cos you’re on breakfast duty. If you are lucky there’s a bit of crab left over. There’s never enough for everyone and you’re up early, so take advantage of chef rights and take it! This will sort you out.