“Typhoon” Bacon Butty

The news is out. Scientists at my old university, (Leeds University in West Yorkshire) have discovered the PERFECT way to make a bacon butty, and they have devised a mathematical formula for it. The bacon butty is one of my FAVOURITE sandwiches of all time, and I always associate it with my dad, who was a dab hand at making (and eating) bacon butties, especially when there was a typhoon on the way, as you will have read in the introduction for this chapter. Here is my method for making the