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Published 2004
Adam and Eve on a raft: poached eggs on toast
angels on horseback: oysters rolled in bacon, served on toast
axle grease: margarine
bad breath: onions
baled hay: Shredded Wheat cereal
bark: a frankfurter
belly busters: baked beans
belly warmer: a cup of coffee
bilge water: soup
board: a slice of toast
Bossy in a bowl: beef stew
break it and shake it: add an egg to a drink
brick: a biscuit
cackle berries: eggs
choker: a hamburger
city juice: water
dogs and maggots: crackers and cheese
drag one through Georgia: a glass of Coca-Cola with chocolate syrup
first lady: spare ribs
glue: tapioca pudding
gold dust: sugar
hash: food
hot top: chocolate sauce
Irish cherries: carrots
jamoka: coffee
looseners: prunes
lumber: a toothpick
maiden’s delight: cherries
mug of murk: a cup of black coffee
nervous pudding: Jell-O
O’Connors: potatoes
pause: a glass of Coca-Cola
punk: bread
radio sandwich: a tuna fish sandwich
rush it: Russian dressing
salt horse: corned beef
shimmy: jelly
sinker: a doughnut
squeeze: orange juice
squeal: ham
take a chance: hash
twist it, choke it, and make it cackle: a chocolate malted milkshake with an egg
virgin juice: cherry syrup
wet mystery: beef stew
yard bird: chicken
yum-yum: sugar
