On-a-Wing and-a- Prayer

Appears in
Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls

By Graham Garrett and Cat Black

Published 2015

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The House was doing so well

We couldn’t get any more people in, so apparently there was no point in refurbishing or spending any money on it, it would be a waste. But there were mushrooms growing on the toilet wall, I kid you not, like the big things you get on the bark of trees. The décor was that of an old English house, with padded fabric walls, it was really bizarre. There was an asbestos ceiling in the kitchen that used to crumble down, and several health and safety issues. I had to change things.