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If you want to enter the Australian Wife Carrying Championship at the Singleton Show, there are a few things you need to keep in mind. For a start, you don’t actually have to be married – in fact you can carry anyone’s wife or even a woman who is not married at all.

And it’s best if you perfect something known as the Estonian carry – a far from dignified position that involves the woman lying along the man’s back, head down, with her legs over his shoulders and her arms clinched aro