Granola

Apparently, “breakfast is the most important meal of the day.” I thought it was blasphemous when I was a (fat) kid because I didn’t see the need to discriminate between any of my meals. But when I really thought about it as an adult, that saying is true. I used to eat sugary cereals every morning like it was a free-for-all. Of course, after digesting these mountains of sugar, I just wanted to go back to sleep. Every day was a sugar-bombed shipwreck, and this was exactly what the evil Cap’n