Toasted sandwiches

Forget the modern grilling, toasting and waffle-making appliances. First you’ve got to plug them in, then clear them away, and anyone in need of instant chocotherapy knows that having to find a machine and wait for it to heat up is too much to bear. Far better to get yourself a good old-fashioned appliance that you put directly on the heat. Then go and pinch some of the kids’ chocolate to put in your sandwiches. Chocolate + regression + guilt, delicious!