Larb

One’s best beloved selected something like this on one of our first dates. Why do men do that? Order really hot stuff to impress, I mean. It results at best in an unnaturally glowing complexion, and taken to its extreme can kill all possibility of romance. I’m sure you don’t need me to expound on that any further.

This is, heat notwithstanding, an utterly addictive salad – and as you are making it, you can, of course, make it as hot or as mild as you like (use any meat you like – du