Published 2014
In 1759, his book,
Now the two puddings (improperly called so) were made as follows: I took a few potatoes, boiled, and thump’d to pieces, with an egg or two, and a little sugar, for one; the other was a few old mackeroons I had in my house perhaps twenty years: I soak’d em well, and put them into a little milk and flour, instead of cream and eggs, seasoned it high with plenty of onions, &c., to which I added a large clove of garlick, which is enough for the dishes of a fifty-cover table served twice over, and covered it over with some good old Cheshire cheese instead of Parmesan; so that the colours were alike, and sent up, as said before. Well, neighbour, says the old gentleman, now for a bit of pudding, and then we shall have done pretty well, I hope: let’s see, here’s eight of us; so they were cut into so many parts, and every one took his share, and heartily they fell to, except one whose taste was not quite so depraved as the rest; he tasted, but went no farther. You don’t eat, neighbour, says the opposite gentleman. I don’t love sweet things, says he. Well, I do, says one that was gobbling down the highest dish that ever was. They vastly commended it, and swallowed it all down; but the beauty of it was, the mackeroon eaters eat it for a custard, and to this moment call it the best they ever tasted. But one of ‘em said it had a terrible twang of bad egg, though there was neither egg or butter in it. Well, says my old friend, with such a sort of a groan as may frequently be heard in large peals at your great feasts in and about the metropolis of this kingdom. I say, I hope everybody has made a good dinner; but we may thank you for it, Mr
Cook , says he, turning to me; why we should have cut but a sad figure to-day, if we had not had the apparatusses. Pray, Sir, says one of the most learned, what is an apparatus? Why, says my old friend, laughing at him, why a stewpan is one, a pot is another, a ladle another, and many other things down in my kitchen are called apparatusses; so I left them in the midst of their sublime chat, and went home.
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