Sometimes a shopkeeper has to go to great lengths to get proper time off, to get their little emporium covered. Mr Shopkeeper and I decided we really needed a holiday, but the only way that we could bully the stand-in to, well, stand in for us was to come up with something truly dramatic. Which is how we ended up getting married, for who can deny a couple’s right to have a pukka honeymoon? This is a roundabout way of explaining how we came to fall a little bit in love with