Fake Bake

Among his many redeeming qualities, Small Boy’s father, Kris, works in a famous high street bakery. I didn’t quite get a fairytale ending with that one, but I did get an almost endless supply of sticky buns, and that’s pretty much the same thing. So I was absolutely delighted when, in 2019, they launched a vegan sausage roll, and I launched half a dozen of them into my face in one week alone. I started to fantasize about an entirely vegan pasty-and-cake shop, and one thing