By Max Halley and Ben Benton
The picture shows two toasties, but I’m so greedy I’d try and get this much in one.
Turn on the toastie machine so it starts getting hot.
Mayo the outside of the slices of bread. It browns MUCH better than butter because it’s made of oil and egg. Even though you’ve mayo’ed it, put the bottom slice down on the chopping board. Pile on the mortadella extravagantly. Good splosh of p