13 Things on Toast

Of course, I’m a Marmite lover, which is vegan, and I grew up with Marmite on toast for breakfast. My whole family are toast fiends. Toast is more than breakfast—it’s an all-day thing. It’s an all-night thing too. If I can’t sleep, I get up and make toast. Yes, I have crumbs in my bed.

For each “recipe” below, spread the contents on in the given order, starting with good bread, toasted or otherwise, or oatcakes, or rice cakes, or whatever! Each “recipe” serves one and will top 2 slices of toast, or bread in the case of Number 3.